Whatthefuckeverbruh.

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via best-of-text-posts)

"fucking idiot"

me to me (via v-ws)

(Source: hotsenator, via euphoricalminds)

drink,

until 1 turns into two.

drink.

didn’t you know bby? one always turns into two.